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Cougars on the Prowl |
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Written by Hilda Gabriela
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Friday, 01 February 2008 |
 Mujeres cuarentonas están en búsqueda de carne nueva. Me refiero ha las mujeres maduras que prefieren ha jovencitos ya sea para un fling o para una relación amorosa. A las mujerzotas que salen con muchachos mas jóvenes que ellas se les refiere como “cougars”. Pero no son las típicas cuarentonas que vemos saliendo de Lidos bar. Tú sabes, las que salen de Lidos con sus vestiditos de licra muy entallados dejando todo al aire libre. No me refiero a esas señoras. Me refiero a las cougars de alta posición como C.E.O’s, Vice Presidents of major corporations, y tal cosa. These attractive, intelligent and powerful women are on the hunt for fresh meat, y según estudios recientes, el club de las condenadas cougars está aceptando aplicaciones.
Cambiando a uno de 40 por dos de 20 Adventurous, flamboyant, charismatic, healthy, fit, engaging, full of life…what’s not to love about a hot 20 something year old? If you’re a fun forty something yearl old sleeping next to a prune, con razón buscas algo nuevo! Si te acuestas con momias, despiertas con momias. Según iVillage.com, aparte de que los jovencitos tienen mas energía, también son más atentos y más comprensivos con mujeres mayores. Some younger men prefer older women because they see them as being more confident and having a more relaxed personality. In return, young men aren’t left having to deal with the insecurities and cattiness of young twenty something year olds. Let’s face it ladies, somos cabronas.
Here’s to being forty and fabulous! Aside from the fact that older woman have a stable career and are said to be more mature than a twenty year olds, older women also elude high levels of confidence. There’s something about a confident older woman that drives young men wild. According to the same web site, young guys dating older women rate confidence as the number one attraction. Aside from maturity, these young guys find cougars to be more fun, financially stable, and sexually adebt. No wonder these ladies are having the time of their life. Not only do they have their stuff together, but they look good doing it. Las cuarentonas de hoy en día se cuidan más que nunca. Con todo este rollo de dietas y cirugía estética, las cuarentonas are giving twenty year olds a run for their money.
Where to find a Cougar You don’t need to go out of your way to find a cougar. A true cougar will find you. These older, powerful women don’t sit by the phone waiting for someone to call them. No ma’am. Cougars are constantly on the prowl for new prey and they are not shy to go after what they want. But if a cougar hasn’t lured you in and you’re in desperate search for one, try changing your dating routine. Hanging out at supermarkets or going to the bank during lunch hour might increase your chances of being lured into the cougars paws, also, switch from hanging out at Starbucks to hanging out at the Coffee Bean. Ditch the club scene for a casual restaurant and hit up a bookstore every now and then, you’ll have something interesting to talk about once you find your mate!
Where to find a ‘more than willing’ Young’un According to the US Census bureau, there are 15,192,126 males from 18-24 years old living in the U.S.Wether or not they’re single is another story, but the fact is that they’re out there. And in order to find a variety of male young un’s in one single place, I suggest attending a scene gig. There’s always a show somewhere in L.A. and by checking out http://www.alborde.com/component/option,com_gigcal/task,calendar/ , you can see a huge listing of upcoming shows. According to the ab.com calendar, Fobia is playing at the Vault 350 in the city of Long Beach. You will definitely, definitely, definitely find plenty of young’un yuppies running around at that show. So do us twenty something year old females in search of an older man a favor, go to the show and snag them all! Bring your cougar friends along and have them take the rest of the young’uns away as well. And while you’re at it, bring your prune of a husband along. It just might be that he can fulfill my need of an older man. I scratch your back, you scratch mine!
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Hilda Gabriela |
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| recently discovered mustard and onion
terrified of midgets
livin' the thug life.."watts up!"
hootchie mama for Obama!
loves to dance with rich old men
journalism major
orphan
writer and video producer for AB |
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